Merry Christmas!!!

 

In the future when I have my own family, I want to have all these silly Christmas photos…

 

With our heads popping out of huge gift boxes

 

Us jointly forming a human Christmas tree

 

Us pretending to be fresh pine trees in the forest

 

Us believing we are reindeers who are parents to a puppy

 

Errr… okay, maybe I’ll scrap the furry and shiny Mrs. Claus Spanxofadress

 

And I definitely won’t allow my kids to dress up so Nightmare Before Christmas

 

Or my husband to show off he has longer hair, bigger boobs and
smaller stomach than me

 

But I MIGHT consider this IF a miracle happens and I get to own that
0% fat, perfectly toned, tanned and chiseled body

(All awkward photos grabbed from here)

 

But for now, it’s just me (fully dressed), Santa, and our favorite pet Rudolph

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!