We are all up and ready at 6am today only to find out that because it is a weekend, breakfast doesn’t start until an hour later. Oops.
So we pace back and forth the restaurant door and at 7am sharp, we have a hearty breakfast then we’re off to do some city touring.
This is the Queen’s very own yacht. Ooh la la.
And this is where she hangs out before boarding her ooh la la yacht.
Check our the crown on top of the structure.
Windmills produce an average of 21% of Denmark’s electricity. Wow.
Then we go see The Little Mermaid. Her life story is like in the fairy tales except it is not a happy ending. The prince married a human princess, the mermaid returned to sea, turned into foam and died. Tragic.
The moral of the story:
1. Do not wish for things you cannot have.
2. Be happy with who you are.
Actually, I saw Little Mermaid when she was at the Shanghai Expo for 6 months. According to our tour guide Brad, the Danish were not too happy with the excursion. It was like sending the Statue of Liberty to China. When they got it back they had to turn the mermaid upside down to make sure it didn’t say “Made in China.”
Har. Har. Har.
The Gefion Fountain. It is said that the Swedish King Gylfi promised the legendary
Norse goddess Gefjun all the land she can plow in one night. And guess what she did?
She turned her four sons into oxens. Way to go, mom!
Thank you, Ms. Chinese tour guide!
Then we head to the Royal Family’s winter residence…
And see how lucky, we are just in time to witness The Changing of the Guards.
Excuse me, lady!
Face to face.
The guards are wearing special uniforms because today, April 16, is the Queen’s birthday.
This is what happens when you try to stand too close and act all flirty with the guard.
He suddenly bangs his rifle hard on the ground and you get this photo with that priceless shocked expression on your face. Leave the poor guard alone, Frances!
While my tour mates hoard everything in the souvenir shop…
I have a photo op with this ugly troll
Then we visit the original Carlsberg Brewery. They don’t produce beer here anymore.
It is now a museum, souvenir shop, bar, etc. etc.
Vintage cars and more vintage cars
Old Man Carlsberg and Young Man Carlsberg
Carlsberg beer through the years
“The human skull was also used as a drinking bowl.” Eeep.
At the table with Carlsberg founder J.C. Jacobsen, and a very drunk Vibson
Each admission ticket includes 2 complimentary bottles of beer.
So I guess it’s drinking time!!!
We each pick a different beer to try and exchange the rest for bottles of water.
Only because there’s no chocolate milk.
Of all the glasses, I like Tuborg best. But what I like the bestest are the bags of chips.
Drinking responsibly with the parents. CHEERS!
Of course, we gotta hit the souvenir shop.
These life-size elephant statues (there’s another on the left not seen in photo) guard the main gates of Carlsberg Brewery. Why elephants? Because they are very strong and trustworthy animals, and they have long life.
Lunch is at Restaurant Cassiopeia
Erwin, Me, Frances, Douglas, Florence, Felisse, Ernest, Uncle Frank
Diners enjoy a fine view of the beautiful Skt. Jørgen Lake
And here’s another fine view. Ha ha ha.
The Fatterside cousins with Auntie Melinda and Uncle Victor.
Meatballs and Potatoes Chocolate Cake
Auntie Atis and her Tabasco addiction
Next we go to the Christianborg Palace which also houses the Danish Parliament. We walk through the Royal Reception Rooms, but the Queen works here so we are asked to wear blue plastic covers over our shoes and are prohibited from taking photos.
So there, we just do what we can do – a photo in front of King Christian IX's statue.
On the way to our next destination, Nyhavn, I notice the city is full of Mercedes Benz taxis
Nyhavn, or New Harbor, is a 17th century waterfront. It was originally a busy commercial port where ships from all over the world would dock. The area teemed with sailors,
ladies of pleasure, pubs and alehouses.
For lazy people who do not wish to walk, there’s the canal tour for you.
Nyhavn is now lined with brightly colored 17th and early 18th century townhouses,
bars, cafes and restaurants. We enjoy hot chocolate in one of them cafes.
Brightly colored townhouses built with wood, bricks, and plaster.
The oldest house, at No. 9, dates from 1661.
That red house behind us belonged to Hans Christian Andersen
These doors and walls are things of beauty
Waffelbageren Ice Cream Shop “I only have ice for you” Hehe.
That’s the Copenhagen Opera House behind us
Dinner is at Kartoffelkolderen, the same place where we had lunch yesterday.
Pork Chop in Mushroom Gravy Ice Cream on Fruits
Then we go to Tivoli Gardens, which just opened for the season yesterday.
Easter eggs and bunnies welcome the guests.
We are given one hour only to enjoy the biggest amusement park in Denmark (WTF?)
Naturally, we only get to see a tiny portion of the park.
I want so badly to ride…
The Golden Tower free fall, The Demon rollercoaster…
and the Vertigo. But our one hour is up and we have to leave. Boo.