A vibrating belt (and my new BFF) that promises to help slim down full figures is strapped on to my waist as I write this entry. The thing has been wrapped around every part of my body imaginable, with the intensity always set on the highest level.
I don’t care if it works or not, or if I develop permanent convulsion from wearing this thing 24/7, but I am going to do everything I can, take every measure available (except eat less and skip dessert and exercise), to start losing all this ugly excess weight.
So help me God.
And help me, mom!
May 17, 1:02pm
Pork ribs in Chinese herbs, buttered mushrooms, sautéed vegetables and rice
Apple, pomelo, kiwi, dragon fruit, banana
May 18, 1:51pm
Chicken kaldereta, shredded fish with egg whites, steamed vegetables
Cherries, pomelo, jackfruit, kiwi, lychees
May 19, 12:50pm
Fish in black bean sauce, chicken, white squash, sautéed portobello, fried rice
May 19, 8:45pm
Sweet ham and honey in wheat pandesal
May 20, 11:52am
Butter lemon sole fillet, grilled mackerel, celery and garlic rice
Dragon fruit, pomelo, pear, jackfruit
May 20, 6:33pm
Turkey ham and sage cheese on wheat bread
May 21, 1:40pm
Japanese curry chicken, boiled vegetables and rice
Kiwi, pomelo, persimmon, avocado, apple
May 22, 1:02pm
Roast chicken, braised beef with garlic cloves, vegetables and paella
May 23, 12:19pm
Shrimps in tomato sauce, baked creamy dory, winter melon and rice
Strawberries, pomelo, dragon fruit, banana
And the reason for my sudden panic attack?
My stupid and lying weighing scale
I swear, something is definitely wrong with the batteries!